the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Craig Needs A Jobby Job!
How apt is THAT?!?!?!?!?
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Craig looks like a gangster with Dark hair
Only when wearing a pin-striped suit and carrying a tommy-gun
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Craig Says 'I Am Not Gay'
Well, this is half-true ;)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Craig wants naked scene in next Bond flick
Because we need equal opportunity in Bond flicks - and I'm just the
person to provide it.
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Craig does work but it's very expensive
You KNOW it...
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Craig hates camera phones - because he can never go to the toilet in
peace.
I keep getting video-calls at the most inopportune times!
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Craig asks why.
A habit I got into at the age of 2, and never gave up.
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Craig goes mad in Melbourne.
The companion volume to Five Go mad In Dorset
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: craig likes pie
You're damned right I do... both kinds ;)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Craig eats crow, but not good enough.
Maybe it should have been a Raven
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Craig Wears Fake Beard To Pub
It was a bet, I swear! What do you MEAN that wasn't a beard, it was a
merkin?!
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Craig was arrested for flirting with a man who indicated that he was
interested in having sex with him.
Can we spell 'E-N-T-R-A-P-M-E-N-T'? I think we can ;)
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